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DVDs - Audio CDs
Prices: DVD $15.00 - Audio CD $15.00 plus Shipping & Handling
8-Track Guy in an iPod World
Featuring...
► “Swan’s an 8-Track Guy”
► “The Old Voices are Still the Best”
► “Mute Yourself!!!”
► “I Never Got A Mug”
► "The ‘Cows are in the Corn’”
► “The Zipper Story - New and Improved!”
► The Great I AM”
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Click
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Click
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All I Want for
Christmas is
My New False
Teeth
Featuring...
► The Swan's Aunt...
SWANITA
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Special Guest - Keith
Longbottham
► Lauree's Natural Hair Color
► S&H Green Stamp Christmas
► Dreaming Through the Sears Catalog
► Christmas at Grandma's and Grandpa's
► Aunt Swanita's 7 Steps For Getting False Teeth
► Sharing False Teeth
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Back to Back with Laughter
Featuring a hilarious collection of stories...
► Growing Up on Free Fun
► Escalator Excitement
► Imitations of Life
► Hug Your Mother!
► Here Come the Rats
► Funeral Fans & Tongue Depressors
► What Should We Do With Sin? (Nip It In The Bud)
► Thompin' and Pinchin'
► Till They Bubble
► Preachers
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"Rockin' with Billy Graham" video clip
Baseball, Buffets and a
Barrel of Laughs
Featuring a hilarious collection of
stories...
► Swan's Heroes
► Swan Meets Billy Graham
► The Home Run
► Moses Joshua and You
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"Jingle Bells" video clip
Christmas with The Swan
Featuring a hilarious collection of
stories...
► Mashed Taters
► Soap on a Rope
► My Soldier Called "Stoney"
► Swan's Used Bicycle
► Baptismal Bubbles
► Limburger Cheese
► A Cultured Woman
► Jingle Bells...or Ring Those Bells
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► Harley's Christmas Story
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"The Obituary of ...." video clip
He Called Me Champ - A
Tribute to All Dads
Featuring a hilarious collection of
stories...
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Floyd is a working man
► Deacon
Floyd/Usher Floyd
► Wednesday Night
Suppers - Cafeteria Meals
► Obituary of .....
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► Boxing Matches
► Dads Ministry
► Gown with the
Split Down the Back
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► Humor in the
Ministry
► He Called Me
Champ
► The Big, Big Swan
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"Birthday Surprise" video clip
Hug Your Momma! a
tribute to all moms
Featuring a hilarious collection of
stories...
►
Is Momma Happy?
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Memories of Momma
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Mom & Dad in Love
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Mom's Home Cookin
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Love Poems
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Always Believe In
Your Kids
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A Tribute To Momma
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Memories of Home
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Birthday Surprise
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"Fill It Up" video clip
Is Your Love Tank Full?
Featuring a hilarious collection of
stories...
► Love Languages
► The Language of Laughter
► The Language of Gab
► The Language of "the mall"
► The Language of Timex
► The Language of the Hug
► The Language of Apron
► The Language of Broom
► The Language of Arts
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Laughter from the
Rafters
Featuring a hilarious collection of
stories...
► You Know You're Getting Older When...
► Baseball, Dusty and ADD
► Pauline Bernadeen & Floyd Leon
► Bathrooms and Angels
► Voices from the Past and Present
► Kids...They Say The Darnd'est Things
► Little Cindy and Her Praline
► The Little Water Bug
► The Counselor
► Babies, Baptists and Binoculars
► Easter Sunday's Laughter from the Rafters
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"Wearin' the Chompers"
Life on the Lighter
Side
Featuring a hilarious collection of
stories...
► You Just Can't Beat Family
► Celebrity Families
► Family Outings
► Swan's Health Tips
► Come Cookin'
► Ol' Fashion Remedies
► Wearin' the Chompers
► Thank the Lord for Kids
► Swan's Kids
► Family of Faith
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Livin'... & Livin'
Well.
Featuring a hilarious collection of
stories...
► Swan, Lauree and the George Strait concert
► Swan in the Seminary
► Floyd and Pauline want Dennis to find a wife
► Swan never kissed a Seminary woman!
► The Swan's Honeymoon
► French Kissing does it every time
► Chad's "6 pack" and Dusty's ADD
► They're looking for me!
► Sleeping in your grandparent's bed
► Your first women's conference
► Where's Floyd Leon and Pauline Bernadeen?
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Loosen Up, Laugh and Live!
Featuring a hilarious collection of
stories...
► Struck by "The Call"
► Grocery Store
► The Art of Preaching
► Church Surprise
► Baptismal Drain
► Easter Sunday Surprise
► Remote Control
► The Zipper Revenge
► The Sweetheart Special
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"I'm Drinkin' From The Saucer"
Planting Shade Trees
Featuring a hilarious collection of
stories...
► Family, Food & Fun
► Memories of Grandma & Grandpa's House
► TV with Grandpa
► Deacon Floyd
► Celebrity Shade Trees
► Jeremiah Chapter 32 - The Shade Tree Planter
► Swan's Family Shade Trees
► What Does It Take To Plant A Shade Tree?
► "I'm Drinkin' From the Saucer"
► Shade Tree Planters: Billy Graham, Slim Pickens,
Don Knotts and John Wayne.
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"Laverne" video clip
Smiling with the Saints
Featuring a hilarious collection of
stories...
► The Senior Saints
► Hardheaded Redneck
► Henpecked Husbands
► Doctor's Office
► Tombstone
► The Couple
► Talk Like A Frog
► Jimmy the Barber
► Laverne
► Tribute About Heaven
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Books
All books are $12.00 plus Shipping &
Handling
 ADHD
Doesn't Mean Disaster
In ADHD Doesn't Mean
Disaster, the Swan looks at the situation in a realistic, yet positive
way. Filled with encouraging insights, gentle humor and sound medical
expertise, this book will give you hope that breaks through the hype.
Price: $12.00
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ADHD Doesn't Mean
Disaster - Book -$12.00
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Is Your
Love Tank Full? OR Are You Loving on Empty?
What happens when
Dennis Swanberg, "the Minister of Encouragement," writes a book about
love, marriage, and family? Funny bones are tickled, hearts are
motivated, and love grows. In this insightful and fun book, "the Swan"
takes a humorous look at marriage and family that is sure to fill you
up with high-octane "love fuel" that will fire up the most important
relationships in your life. Funny stories and practical advice make
this one of the most entertaining and enlightening books you'll ever
read. The Swan shares his secrets about love.
Price: $12.00
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Is Your Love Tank
Full? Book - $12.00
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Man
Does Not Live By Sports Alone
Thirty weekly
devotions for "regular" guys who happen to love sports. Great to read
on your own or with a men's group. Power packed, real-life
spirit-lifting lessons for fellows who don't eat croissants...unless
nothing else is available.
Price: $12.00
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"Man Does Not Live By
Sports Alone" - Book - $ 12.00
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Dr.
Swan's Prescription for Parent-itis
In Dr. Swans
Prescriptions for Parent-itis, comedian Dennis Swanberg sets out, "to
make you chuckle a little and think a lot" about the gift of children
and the blessed responsibilities that follow. Upright yet uproarious,
you don't want this doctor performing corrective eye surgery, but he
sure does see clearly when it comes to parenting.
Price: $12.00
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Prescription for
Parent-itis - Book - $12.00
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 Swan's
Soup & Salad
Dennis Swanberg is
exploding on the national scene with his unique Christian combination
of wit and wisdom. He's been called the "Minister of Encouragement" and
the "Christian Will Rogers," but like all originals, his presence and
style are all his own. Get a good hold on the arms of your favorite
reading chair and hang on for a roller coaster ride of fun. But get
ready, cause while you're having fun, your faith will deepen and your
life will change.
Price: $12.00
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Swan's Soup & Salad
Book - $12.00
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EvangeCubes
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